Fashion Police
The Force Was At 3-Some to Jail Some
Although we did not hear our name called for any grants in the 2008 – 9 budget that Finance Minister Karen Nunez-Tesheria presented on Monday, we the ETNT Fashion Police are still committed to making T&T a safer… *clears throat* or let us say fashion crime free or “easier on the eyes” place to live. In our last issue the commissioner made a public service announcement reading from the book of Fashion Laws, but yet still in a road block down south many were caught breaking the laws again so, we had to dish out the tickets and with no mercy. Some of the accused we could not be published because of lack of space.
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Why did this guy feel the need to wear his school uniform to the club??? I guess he completely missed Halloween. We called his parents and THEY gave him a good cut ass! |
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This young lady wears blue on blue which looks rather nice, however, miss lady have on “RED” accessories and the only thing that matches those red accessories were the ONE streak of red weave in her hair. Even her shoes were blue. Please don’t try to match your weave with your accessories. She got arrested and is still awaiting sentence. |
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 This looked very nice but then we were wondering if she was married to Mr. T when we saw her big gold (hulla) hoops in her ears and then a huge press gold chain on. Why did she want to wear all her gold in one night? She got a ticket for each gold item she was wearing… you can count for yourself how many tickets she got! |
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This girl tried to pull off… well… whatever she was trying to pull off but it ended up in a miserable mess. It looked like she borrowed one of her big brother’s hoodies (without him knowing). We stripped her and gave her brother back his clothes, arrested and charged her for theft. |
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